Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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