I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Shame is for Republicans.
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