For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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