Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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