haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize