white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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