Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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