We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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