Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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