why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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