it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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