But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I got chris browned last night
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
oh god the rape fog is back!
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TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Randomize