Joe is yelling at the trees again.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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