I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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