then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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