My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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