Got a toothbrush?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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