Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
God I need to hump something, right now.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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