Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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