If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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