things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
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my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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