just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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