Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I seem to have left my pride at pride
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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