Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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