She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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