I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Why did my mother make you get naked?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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