You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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