is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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