Midget sex pt 2 tonight
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
MIDGETS
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I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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