Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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