bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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