About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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