We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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