ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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