I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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