I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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