So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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