No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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