I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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