420 ftw
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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