what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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