you mean i was at the winter classic?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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