just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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