she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
did you just send me my own nude
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I had to cum in my sink.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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