is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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