Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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