I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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