i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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