yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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