The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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