it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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