I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize