She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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